10 Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
C’mon, it’s good for a laugh! Courtesy of the website jokes2go.com, this will add a little levity to your Halloween holiday.
TOP TEN REASONS WHY HALLOWEEN CANDY IS BETTER THAN SEX
- You’re guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
- If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes, then go at it again.
- The uglier you look, the easier it is to “get some.”
- You don’t have to complement the person who give you some.
- It’s OK when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re somebody else, because…you are!
- Forty years from you, you’ll still enjoy candy.
- If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
- It doesn’t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.
- Less guilt the morning after.
- You can do the whole neighborhood!
Have a Happy Halloween!